YOKE DU YOUR Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion. God said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She […]
Knit a Bunny Hat! Free Art Quilt Pattern! Make a Felt Pear Pincushion! Sew a 4-Step Leather Tote! Knot a Button Clasp Macrame Bracelet! Make Plush Toys Using Stamps! Make a Triangle Patchwork Pouch! Create Drawer Pull Wine Stoppers! Craft Tunnock’s Teacake Brooches! A Love Birds Embroidery Project! Make a Mosaic Stone Planter! Design Plastic Bead Coasters! PLUS . . . Recipes, Inspiration, Creativity, Ideas, and More!
Sew a Zippered Pouch! Make a Dandelion Paperweight! Learn the Art of Sashiko Embroidery! Piece an Andromeda Quilt! Crochet Sweet Egg Hats! Sew Pretty Slices of Cake! Make a Lucky Clover Bracelet!
YOKE DU YOUR “I hate to have to tell you this”, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, “but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.” “That’s terrible!” Said the distraught young man, quickly sitting down before he […]
reprinted from http://www.slowstitching.com The Slow Stitching Movement Any Creative Dream Can Be Yours if You Just Believe and Move Forward — If Only a Little at a Time. by Lorri Lee Chambers I have followed the path of Mr. Mark [Mark Lipinski] for a while and checked out his Slow Stitching Movement website and the Facebook page ( loved the […]
Free Spring Bunny Cross Stitch Pattern! Piece a Union Forever Quilt! DIY African Fabric Sweat Shirt Embellishment! Fabric Line Your Stationary Envelopes! Craft a DIY Coffee Pot Terrarium! Sew a Set of Fabric Buttoned Napkin Rings! Crochet Bright Baskets for Your Home! Sew Cute and Funny Fabric Birds! Create a Modern Acrylic Bowl! Make a Scrap Fabric Basket! Knit a Pair of Easy Snow Days Slippers! Create Pretty Poppy Pillow Patterns!
YOKE DU YOUR A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, “All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so […]
Knit a Hat and Scarf on a Round Loom! Sew a Plushie Monster! Piece a Not Too Square Quilt! Embroider a Super Cute Scandi-Motif! Carve a Wooden Spoon! Mix a Batch of Crock-Pot Soap! Crochet a Pretty Granny Squqaresque Design! Craft Candlestick Photo Frames! Press Flowers in your Microwave! Sew a Denim Pleated Ruffle Pillow! Stitch an Owl Keychain Holder!
YOKE DU YOUR This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar. “This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before,” he says to the guy next to him. […]
Print on Burlap! Crochet a Pretty Envelope! Piece a Garden Path Quilt! Create Homemade Seed Paper! Make Your Own Photo Soap! DIY Beaded Coasters! PLUS . . . Recipes, Inspiration, Creativity, Ideas, and More!
YOKE DU YOUR A drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk looks back and says, “Yess, […]
Make a Valentine’s Door Wreath! Knit Yourself an Elfin Cap! Piece a Heart Table Runner! Force Spring Hyacinths! Cross Stitch Primitive Sachets! “Draw” with Your Sewing Machine! Make a Needle Felted Zipper Heart! Up-cycle a Thrift Store Pocketbook! Stitch a Cross Stitch Canvas Quote! “Heart” Eggs for Valentine’s Day! Sew Seat Cushions! Whip Up Your Own Butter! DIY Tote from a Vintage Calendar Tea Towel!
YOKE DU YOUR A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, […]
Create a Cute Caravan Pincushion! Sew a Handmade Chenille Blanket! Make a Quilted Keyhole Scarf! Craft a Bird Bath from Recycled DVDs! Weave a Circle Mat! Piece an Autumn Elegance Table Topper! PLUS . . . Recipes, Inspiration, Creativity, Ideas, and More!
YOKE DU YOUR One morning Tom telephones his boss. “Good morning, boss,” says Tom. ” Unfortunately I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I’m not coming into work.” “You know Tom,” the boss replies, “I really need you today. When I […]
Piece a Vintage Farmhouse Medallion Quilt! Make a Rug with Canvas and Paint! Make a Stained Glass Garden Lamp! Sew a Dresden Petal Handbag! Craft Glass Decals for the Bathroom! Stitch on Photographs Art Project! DIY Patchwork Sofa! Sew a Pair of Felted Mittens! Weave a Wonderful DIY Heart Bracelet! Whip up Valentine’s Sachets! Crochet the World’s Easiest Tea Cozy! Make a Penny Rug Valentine’s Garland! Sew Curvy Placemats! PLUS . . . Recipes, Inspiration, Creativity, Ideas, and More!
YOKE DU YOUR Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that […]
Sew a Pretty Phone Case (and never lose your earbuds again), Piece an Angelica Quilt! Craft a Lipstick Piñata! Learn Crochet in the Round! Make a Pincushion! Annie Lennox! Make a Valentines Charm Bracelet! Upcycle Sweater Hand Warmers! PLUS . . . Recipes, Inspiration, Creativity, Ideas, and More!
YOKE DU YOUR A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How old are you?” Mommy says “Honey, women don’t talk about their age, you’ll learn later on in life.” The girl then asks, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” Mommy says, That’s another thing women don’t talk about, you’ll […]