I wonder who’s going to win in Iowa? It’s like watching Miss America. I’ve been watching and I’m making my Iowa primary results prediction (not that it matters to you or that I even care who walks the Miss America runway, scepter in hand, unless it directly impacts on my quilting):
Hmmmmm, I think it’ll be between Obama and John.
I think John Edwards is way cuter but his wife is smarter so it’s a toss up for me there.
Obama has Oprah but that’s my personal turn off and his wife doesn’t do much for me either but I’m still thinking that Obama will come in first.
I’d like to see Hillary win, just because she’s a woman, but I think she’s an easy 3rd place.
It’s between Mitt and the scab who crossed the picket line for Leno (I don’t cross picket lines). What’s his name? Reminds me of Deputy Dog — Oh yeah, Huckabee.
I think Mitt is a gazillion times more handsome (better than Kennedy handsome) but I just don’t see him winning because if you’re of that vote-your-religion ilk, and get to pick between a run-of-the-mill Christian minister and a Mormon, God help the Mormon. So I think it’s Huckabee.
I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow to see how right or wrong I was — which will have zero affect on quilting but put me in a pissy mood any way it turns out.
Remember when you would stay up to watch Miss America and you held your breath with anticipation as your state’s name was called … MISS PENNSYLVANIA! And up to the microphone walks this Barbie-esque beast with a ghastly Amy Winehouse bouffant and a annoyingly squeaky voice.
Holy cats! My cousin Agnes is prettier than that. I’ve seen better potential Miss America’s walking the strip malls of Altoona! Of all the girls in Pennsylvania, this is the best choice?!?
That’s how I’ve been feeling about our presidential elections. Out of all of the men and women in this entire country — this is all we have to choose from?
Oh well, somebody is going to win whether I like it or not. God bless America.