YOKE DU YOUR
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”
The man answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces.”
The pharmacist said, “That won’t do you any good.”
The elderly gentleman said, “That’s alright. I don’t need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t piddle on my shoes.”
ARTspiration
Artists or art that turns me on and feeds my muse! Like it or dislike it, what about this art inspires your own art or creativity? Jason Poremba’s Jackie O Line, 2014
DESIGNspiration
Look around you. Design is everywhere! How can you incorporate the beauty that surrounds you into your art or craft? Bridge of Sighs, Venice.
IDEA I LOVE
This would be cool to upcycle a sweater but also fun for a thermal top (even a Target or Kohl’s cheapie). Put your creative skills to work, grab some “gems” at your local craft store and dazzle ’em this holiday season! Here’s how:
http://monsterscircus.com/2014/12/05/diy-mandala-embellished-sweater/
IDEA I LOVE
Dig into you button stash and make these cute button wreaths (that can be used as favors/napkin rings for your dinner guests). So easy to make and who says you need only red buttons, not me, toots! Here’s how you make them:
http://www.hopefulhoney.com/2014/12/diy-christmas-button-wreath.html
YUMMY DISH!
CHICKEN CORDON BLEU
INGREDIENTS:
- chicken skinless thighs/ OR chicken breasts, Veal Filet Tenderloin etc.
- Garlic Sea Salt and freshly ground black pepper
- fresh thyme, leaves only
- prosciutto di Parma
- Smoked Gouda
- flour
- eggs
- panko bread crumbs
FOR THE FULL RECIPE, CLICK HERE: http://www.sandraseasycooking.com/2014/11/chicken-cordon-bleu-recipe.html
IDEA I LOVE
This is a really simple sock pattern for crappy knitters! Won’t everyone fall at your feet for you to make them a pair (don’t tell them how easy they are to whip up). Here’s the pattern:
http://ideas.stitchcraftcreate.co.uk/simple-sock-knitting-pattern/
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Several months ago, Facebook, without warning, had implemented a new business model. As a result, the vast majority of “LIKErs” who have been faithful readers of this Fan Page have been blocked from receiving my posts, time and time again, from getting all or a few of the postings onto their timeline feed.
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With out “BOOSTING” a post, only about 5% of people who clicked LIKE on the Fan Page are actually seeing anything I post — and it could be random – sometimes you get a post, and sometimes not. Basically, it sucks for all of us. I am finding that we are all better served if I posted my tips, ideas, links, and jokes, etc. to my blog. You can subscribe to my blog (only if you wan to) and get an email each time I post a grouping of ideas, links, etc.
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BREATHLESS INSPIRATION!
Bone mosaic boxes.
WORDS TO LIVE BY
MAN CAN LIVE BY BREAD ALONE!
MAPLE BUTTER TWISTS
HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
- active dry yeast
- milk
- butter
- granulated sugar
- salt
- eggs
- flour
- brown sugar
- granulated sugar
- butter
- maple syrup
- cinnamon
- maple flavoring (optional)
- walnuts,
- powdered sugar
MEMBA?
Ashtrays on airplanes and inflight smoking. (I also remember the airline headphones!)
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COOKIES!
PEPPERMINT SUGAR COOKIES
HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
- all-purpose flour
- baking powder
- salt
- butter
- sugar
- egg
- egg yolk
- peppermint extract
- Red gel paste food coloring
- Red decorating sugar (optional)
FOR THE FULL RECIPES, CLICK THE LINKS: http://www.midwestliving.com/recipe/peppermint-sugar-cookies/
IDEA I LOVE
I don’t know about your house, but Pickle Road is a dust magnet. Here’s how to transform you told t-shirts into dust rags that don’t really look like rags at all. Elevate, cupcake, elevate. Here’s how:
http://creativesavingsblog.com/house-and-home/old-t-shirts-into-dust-rags/
BE DAZZLED!
Cartier Belle Epoque Diamond Rock Crystal Brooch; $37,500 (I see some applique inspiration!)
PATCHWORK, BABY!
This Christmassy table runner is so easy to piece that you will amaze yourself how many you can make before Christmas Eve! Here’s the pattern:
http://www.fonsandporter.com/content_downloads/FP-A-2866_TableTinsel_WEB.pdf
SHOEspiration
VALENTINO Bow detail court shoe. Last seen at $833
DESSERT!
CHOCOLATE-MALT STUMP de NOEL
HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
- flour, plus more for dusting
- unsweetened cocoa powder, sifted
- salt
- bittersweet chocolate, melted and cooled
- instant espresso powder dissolved in 1/4 cup of hot water
- large eggs, at room temperature, separated
- sugar
- pure vanilla extract
- cream of tartar
- unsalted butter, melted
- Malted Buttercream and Dark Chocolate Buttercream
- Meringue mushrooms, candied cranberries and candied rosemary sprigs, for garnish (optional; see Note)
FOR THE FULL RECIPE, CLICK HERE: http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/chocolate-malt-stump-de-noel
ORNAMENT COUNTDOWN!
Scrappy, easy, primitive, with the component of relaxing handwork. I’d fill these suckers with pine-scented fir needles, or lavender, etc. Here’s the quick tutorial:
http://www.sprinkleofcinnamon.com/christmas-tree-decoration/
IDEA I LOVE
I know this Playing Card Holder is supposed to be for kids, but I hate the fanning of my cards. I want one of these for my Gin Rummy games! Easy to make, held together with a magnet (and stitching) and a fun stocking stuffer, too. Here’s how:
http://swoodsonsays.com/diy-playing-card-holder-kids-tutorial/
Did You Miss Saturday’s Book Reviews?
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MUST HAVE
Yowza! This is a toy I have to get for my iPhone. Wouldn’t photos and videos in 3-D be TOO cool? Check this out:
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Those glitzy bows on the high heels would look fabulous on a pair of sneakers. Thanks for the idea for Christmas dress-me-up! Glue gun and rhinestones, here I come!
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Thanks for the Quilted Table Tinsel Table Runner. Your items to make are always so helpful.
Thank you and have a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
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Totally agree…one can live by bread alone…………well……..once in awhile.
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